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All posts tagged
parking
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October 10, 2014Open Letters: An Open Letter to Anyone Tempted to Borrow a Handicap Placard
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February 21, 2013A Memo to the New Employee About Parking
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September 19, 2012Graphic Dispatches from a New New Yorker: Acceptable Parallel Parking Distances
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July 15, 2009Summer’s Hottest Notes Placed in Illegally Parked Cars
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June 2, 2009Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Everything I Know
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August 5, 2008Monologue: A Taxi Dispatcher Talks a Passenger Through an Emergency Parking
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June 6, 2006Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: The Nesting Habits of Roman Cars
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October 30, 2003Open Letters: An Open Letter to Apartment W5
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September 23, 2002List: Stay A While: Articles in Back Issues of Parking Today
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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