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Archive
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November 15, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Alice Oswald
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November 15, 2023We Must Take a Stand Against Georgia O’Keeffe’s Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Vaginal Anatomy
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November 14, 2023I’m a Four-Year-Old Boy, and This Is My MasterClass on How to Pee Standing Up
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November 13, 2023I Can’t Talk Right Now—I’m Desperately Scrambling to Clean Our House Before the Cleaners Get Here
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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November 10, 2023Stephen Sondheim Dissects the Jardiance Jingle
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November 10, 2023Best Joke Ever: The Funniest Superhero Movie and My Ragnarok Year
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November 10, 2023I Prefer Naturally Beautiful Women Without Makeup
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November 9, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with All the War Mongering
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November 9, 2023This Week’s Punctuation Power Rankings
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November 8, 2023Baby, You Know I’m Not Good at Math, but I Do Know That You + Me = Something
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November 8, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Safiya Sinclair