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October 17, 2023Sure, Trump Is an Authoritarian Grifter, but at Least He’s Three Years Younger Than Biden
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October 17, 2023We’re Scrapping Our Gen Ed Model in Favor of Survival Skills Training
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October 16, 2023So, You Assume I Do Not Know of the Wide-Leg Jean?
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October 16, 2023What Do We Want…?
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October 13, 2023I Cannot Believe You Heartlessly Threw Away the Sixteenth Craft I Brought Home from Preschool This Week
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October 13, 2023Sure You Can Regulate My Uterus, But You’ll Have to Find it First
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October 12, 2023For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Walk Across This Crosswalk
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October 12, 2023Bonnie Raitt or a Paranoid Recluse Talking to His Cat?
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October 11, 2023I’m Eliza Doolittle, and I’ve Made a Huge Mistake
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October 11, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Jesse Nathan
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October 11, 2023My Inner Monologue When I Listen to Live Jazz
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October 10, 2023As a Corporation, I Support Socialism as Long as It’s for Me, But Not Everyone Who Works for Me