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October 24, 2023For Your Crimes, You Have Been Sentenced to Unpaid Labor at a Pumpkin Patch
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October 24, 2023We Must Give Equal Airtime to the Democratic Incumbent and the Guy Who Wants Everyone to Drink Their Own Piss
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October 23, 2023For Safety Reasons, Trick-or-Treating Will Not Be Held on Halloween This Year
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October 23, 2023Fragments from Speaker! The Musical
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October 20, 2023Son, You Will Not Binge-Watch LOST—You’ll Watch One Episode a Week and Be Frustrated Like Mom and I Did
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October 20, 2023Eleven Things You Will Never Hear an American Say on House Hunters International
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October 20, 2023A Modern-Day Fan’s Notes
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October 19, 2023Hall & Oates Songs Rewritten for Being a Woman in New York City in Your Twenties
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October 19, 2023This Core Workout Will Make Your Abs Ponder the Futility of Believing in God
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October 18, 2023As CEO of BattleBots, I Assure You There’s Almost No Danger of the Robots Becoming Self-Aware and Killing Us
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October 18, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Robyn Schiff
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October 18, 2023Rom-Com Titles That Also Work for Horror Movies