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Archive
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November 8, 2023An Apology to the Other Parents at Our Kids’ Bus Stop for How Incredibly Boring I Am
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November 7, 2023A Concession Speech by a Candidate Who Just Lost to a Dog Mayor
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November 7, 2023Questions for Your PCP About Having COVID in 2023
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November 6, 2023Physics for Toddlers
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November 6, 2023Our Elevator Is Having Some Issues
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November 3, 2023You Have Reached the Turning-Thirty Helpline
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November 3, 2023Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Who’s in the Presidential Boy Band?
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November 3, 2023The All-Time Best Moments from America’s Got Lettuce
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November 2, 2023I’m the Owner of Your Town’s Mediocre Pizzeria, and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It
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November 2, 2023Reasons Your Landlord Is Keeping Your Security Deposit
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November 1, 2023What to Do When You Encounter Your Time-Traveling Future Self
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November 1, 2023Announcing the Return of Our Column Contest