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September 6, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Just finished making a massive jalapeno-jerky-avocado sandwich. Oddly… not disgusting”
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September 2, 2011A Professor’s Opening Lecture for “Intermediate Killer Shark Genre.”
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September 2, 2011An Open Letter to Windows Speech Recognition
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September 2, 2011In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 18: The Countdown
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September 1, 2011The Sturm und Drang Towers
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September 1, 2011TV Pitches from a Guy Whose Girlfriend Broke up with Him Forty-Five Minutes before the Pitch Meeting
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September 1, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 18: The Proper Terms
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August 31, 2011An Update From Your Friend Who Just Upgraded to a Vimeo Plus Account
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August 31, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 18: Nobody Cares About Chickens
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August 31, 2011An Emerging Adult’s Plea for Sanity
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August 30, 2011You Don’t Have the Mental Stamina to Outlast Me in This Dry Sauna
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August 30, 2011The Candy Encyclopedia of American Literature