My Facebook status from noon to 2:00 pm yesterday, and a mnemonic for the twelve months in the Julian calendar (January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December).
September 6, 2011
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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