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    by Ali Solomon and Janine Annett
  • June 18, 2018
    It Looks Like I’m Gonna Be Super Busy Til I’m Dead
    by Stephen Statler
  • December 1, 2017
    Welcome to Your Sadvent Calendar
    by Abbey Kos and Alice Sanders
  • October 26, 2015
    Cosmic Calendar (Heavily Edited Biblical Edition)
    by David Henne
  • November 3, 2014
    A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
    by Grant Pardee
  • January 4, 2012
    Excerpts From My 2012 Day-By-Day Mayan Calendar
    by Avery Monsen and Jory John
  • September 6, 2011
    Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Just finished making a massive jalapeno-jerky-avocado sandwich. Oddly… not disgusting”
    by Kent Woodyard
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