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May 2, 2024Days of the Week, Redefined for Parents
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January 4, 2021Here’s How Time Works In 2021
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September 10, 2020New “Days-of-the-Week” Shirts
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June 18, 2018It Looks Like I’m Gonna Be Super Busy Til I’m Dead
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December 1, 2017Welcome to Your Sadvent Calendar
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October 26, 2015Cosmic Calendar (Heavily Edited Biblical Edition)
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November 3, 2014A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
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January 4, 2012Excerpts From My 2012 Day-By-Day Mayan Calendar
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September 6, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Just finished making a massive jalapeno-jerky-avocado sandwich. Oddly… not disgusting”
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June 11, 2008From the Mensa Events Calendar
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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