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All posts tagged
calendars
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May 2, 2024Days of the Week, Redefined for Parents
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January 4, 2021Here’s How Time Works In 2021
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September 10, 2020New “Days-of-the-Week” Shirts
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June 18, 2018It Looks Like I’m Gonna Be Super Busy Til I’m Dead
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December 1, 2017Welcome to Your Sadvent Calendar
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October 26, 2015Cosmic Calendar (Heavily Edited Biblical Edition)
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November 3, 2014A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
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January 4, 2012Excerpts From My 2012 Day-By-Day Mayan Calendar
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September 6, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Just finished making a massive jalapeno-jerky-avocado sandwich. Oddly… not disgusting”
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June 11, 2008From the Mensa Events Calendar
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian