Cuba Gooding, Jr. has, presumably, sometime in the past few years, declined to appear in something. Which means that, somewhere in Los Angeles, there is a screenwriter whose script was deemed “not good enough for Cuba Gooding, Jr.” That’s got to hurt.
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