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Tim Carvell
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December 4, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Nero
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October 29, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Beatrix Potter
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October 8, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Harry Houdini
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September 25, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Charlie Chaplin
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September 13, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Franklin Roosevelt
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August 20, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Alexander Hamilton
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August 8, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Bob Barker
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July 24, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Nathan Hale
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July 17, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: George Washington
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July 3, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: John Hancock
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July 6, 2006Superman Returns (A Defective DVD Player)
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February 25, 2005Two Recipes
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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January 20, 2021Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056
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January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule