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Tim Carvell
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December 4, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Nero
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October 29, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Beatrix Potter
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October 8, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Harry Houdini
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September 25, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Charlie Chaplin
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September 13, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Franklin Roosevelt
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August 20, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Alexander Hamilton
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August 8, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Bob Barker
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July 24, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Nathan Hale
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July 17, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: George Washington
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July 3, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: John Hancock
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July 6, 2006Superman Returns (A Defective DVD Player)
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February 25, 2005Two Recipes
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers