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Tim Carvell
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January 9, 2001Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Gerald Ford
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January 9, 2001Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Dr. Louis Pasteur
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January 9, 2001Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Hugh Hefner
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September 28, 2000The Short Essay That Conquered the Planet
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August 8, 2000Sharon Fleder, Animal Publicist
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June 2, 2000Five Drinking Games (Increasing in Difficulty)
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May 26, 2000Humor Beginning With an Excerpt From a Newspaper
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April 28, 2000The Love That Stopped Time: A Play, Consisting of Pure Conjecture, in One Act
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March 21, 2000Some Common Life Problems, With Possible Solutions
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February 8, 2000Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Betsy Ross
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February 1, 2000Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Oscar Wilde
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January 27, 2000A Brief Parody of a Talk Show That Falls Apart About Halfway Through
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