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Tim Carvell
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January 9, 2001Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Gerald Ford
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January 9, 2001Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Dr. Louis Pasteur
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January 9, 2001Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Hugh Hefner
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September 28, 2000The Short Essay That Conquered the Planet
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August 8, 2000Sharon Fleder, Animal Publicist
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June 2, 2000Five Drinking Games (Increasing in Difficulty)
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May 26, 2000Humor Beginning With an Excerpt From a Newspaper
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April 28, 2000The Love That Stopped Time: A Play, Consisting of Pure Conjecture, in One Act
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March 21, 2000Some Common Life Problems, With Possible Solutions
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February 8, 2000Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Betsy Ross
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February 1, 2000Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Oscar Wilde
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January 27, 2000A Brief Parody of a Talk Show That Falls Apart About Halfway Through
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November 24, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004 -
August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 18, 2020The Trump Aristocrats 2020
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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December 1, 2020I’m the 4:30 PM Sunset and I’d Like to Clarify a Few Things
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December 1, 2020An Excerpt From Mike Sacks’ New Book, Slouchers
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December 1, 2020Let Me Teach You How to Teach Other People How to Teach Other People How to Freelance
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November 30, 2020We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com