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Articles by
Tim Carvell
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September 24, 2004History’s Notable Films, Reconsidered
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October 20, 2003History’s Notable Television Programs, Reconsidered
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June 5, 2003Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Solomon
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June 5, 2003Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Jean-Paul Sartre
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June 5, 2003Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Cuba Gooding, Jr
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June 5, 2003Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Art Garfunkel
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June 5, 2003Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Pierre de Fermat
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June 5, 2003Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Albert Camus
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May 9, 2003Unpublished Coda to Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird
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January 29, 2003Lost Memorandum to Walt Disney, From the Board of the Walt Disney Corporation
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June 17, 2002Deep Throat: Not The Usual Suspects
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April 10, 2002Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: J.D. Salinger
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