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Articles by
Tim Carvell
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July 3, 1999Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Napoleon Bonaparte
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June 15, 1999Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Winston Churchill
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June 6, 1999Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: David Caruso
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June 6, 1999Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Henry Ford
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May 11, 1999Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: President Abraham Lincoln
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April 15, 1999Jonas Salk: A Reminiscence
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March 17, 1999The Talent Competition
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 27, 2020
949 Topics to Discuss With Undecided Voters
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