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Articles by
Tim Carvell
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January 21, 2000Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Oscar Meyer
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January 15, 2000Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Alexander Graham Bell
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January 10, 2000A Short Item about the Future
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January 6, 2000I was Alan Greenspan’s Roadie
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November 15, 1999Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Joan of Arc
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November 15, 1999Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Andy Kaufman
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November 15, 1999Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Orson Welles
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October 31, 1999Easy Halloween Costume Ideas
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September 27, 1999My Life with Ronald Reagan.
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July 30, 1999Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Princess Diana
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July 23, 1999Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Emmanuel Lewis
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July 9, 1999Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: James Dean
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