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January 31, 2000

Dreams, By Proximity to Reality

by Mike Chamberlin

1. pipe
2. day
3. wet
4. American
5. lucid
6. sweet
7. fever
8. Cheech & Chong’s Nice
9. recurring
10. Midsummer Night’s

Dreams

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