Failed Palindromes

1. Madam, I’m Alan.

2. Able was I ere I saw Zelig.

3. A man, a plan, a canal—Erie!

4. He goddam mad dog, nicht wahr?

5. Edna St. Vincent Millay, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad.

6. I’d assign it a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet.