The Disappearing House of Termite Manor
The Slowly Moving Professional Student
The Unspoken Horror at Chatterbox Bay
The Rectal Thermometer of Apple Cheek Inn
A Mysterious Mystery at Redundant Creek
The Clue in the Old Colonoscopy
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