1. Never eat at a place called Doc Kevorkian’s Salmonella Café.
2. Never play cards with a guy named Shady Pete the Cardsharp.
3. Never marry a woman called Mona the Town Slut.
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1. Never eat at a place called Doc Kevorkian’s Salmonella Café.
2. Never play cards with a guy named Shady Pete the Cardsharp.
3. Never marry a woman called Mona the Town Slut.