A Fist Full of Arthritis
High Plains Skee-Ball
The Metaphorical Gunfighter
The Aggressive Panhandler of Malt Liquor Junction
A Man Called My Little Pony
The Affordable Tract Housing of Sheetrock Flats
El Doritos
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