Following your bliss

Eavesdropping on your enthusiasm

Calling your common sense and hanging up, repeatedly

Secretly reading your morality’s e-mail

Driving by your sense-of-humor’s house at 2am

“Bumping into” your self-confidence at the store

Leaving unsigned notes on your grief’s car while it is at work

Writing long “laying my cards on the table”-type letters to your anger, and then tearing them up

Spreading rumors about your sympathy

Calling the police and reporting your curiosity for animal abuse