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August 30, 2006

Original Title Suggestions by J.D. Salinger’s Publisher That Could Have Been Deleterious to the Success of His Magnum Opus

by Eric Feezell

Batboy in the Pumpernickel

Relief Pitcher in the Baguette

Left Fielder in the Challah

Designated Hitter in the Dutch Crunch

Holden’s Heroes

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