Batboy in the Pumpernickel
Relief Pitcher in the Baguette
Left Fielder in the Challah
Designated Hitter in the Dutch Crunch
Holden’s Heroes
August 30, 2006
Original Title Suggestions by J.D. Salinger’s Publisher That Could Have Been Deleterious to the Success of His Magnum Opus
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