Quasimodo’s “To-Do” List for Nov. 15, 1482

As I Sat Writing — From the Autobiography of William Faulkner

The First Annual New York University Neal Pollack Chair In American Literature Lecture

List: If You Wanted to Join Match.Com to Meet Girls and You Wanted to Impress Those Girls by Selecting a Username That Cleverly References a Literary Character, You Couldn’t Choose Any of These Because They Are Already Taken

Maxim Does the Classics

We Built a Giant Casino in an Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City and We Can’t Understand Where All the High Rollers Are

List: Mueller Does Shakespeare

Key Ring Chronicles: Small Metal Guitar