The box is perched at the edge of a cliff.
It is hailing outside the box.
The box locks from the outside, and you accidentally left your keys in the door as you came in.
The box has a working fireplace and a Jacuzzi.
You might bump into the shifty guy from the adjacent box who’s always up all night.
Delivery to the box is free (with $10.00 minimum).
You paid in advance for a whole week in the box, so you might as well get your money’s worth.
The box is a mess, you’re expecting company any minute now, and you haven’t even showered.
The box came from IKEA and you have to put the damn thing together first.
It’s the day they’re installing cable in the box, and you don’t know when they’ll show up.
The box was designed by M. C. Escher and you’re not sure how to find the outside.
You’re not paid to think.