A website where villains can rent out their hideouts while they are carrying out their world domination.
A website where you rent a room with a guy correcting everything you say.
A website where the room you rent is filled with decorated pins and award ribbons.
A website where the room you rent comes furnished with a family that complains about how lame this place is compared to the Johnsons’ family vacation to Aruba.
A website where you rent a room and play card games by yourself, for hours.
A website where you rent a place with a bunch of angry barking dogs inside.
A website where the renters can charge however much they want without any government meddling.
A website where you rent a tiny place with 17 other backpacking “free spirits.” But hey, it’s dirt cheap.
A website where you rent a room with a creepy guy watching every single thing you do.
A website where you rent a cave and aren’t sure whether it’s inhabited or not.
A website where you can rent a room with a freezing pole you must stick your tongue to.
A website where you rent to convicted felons and the rooms have a collection of Nicolas Cage films.