The SCOTUS Marriage Decision, in Haiku.
Illustration by Francisco Baudizzone
[Originally published June 26, 2015.]
I support you all
No, really, I do, but this
Isn’t our problem.
“Happiness is not
the point of marriage, fools. It’s
BABIES,” he whispered.
“Liberty” – this word,
I do not think Locke means what
You think it means. Sigh.
You’re not a poet,
Kennedy. And by the way,
Kennedy’s majority decision:
Hark! Love is love, and
love is love is love is love.
It is so ordered.
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