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Things My Brother Has That I Don’t.
A driver’s license
My parents’ love
A sense of pride and dignity
Ballerina as a girlfriend
SUGGESTED READSJames, I Cannot Even Begin To Imagine Who Threw A Bag Full Of Feces Into Your Dishwasher
by John Jodzio (1/9/2007)
I Remember When I Was Your Age, Twin Brother
by Sean Adams (6/28/2010)
Reviews of Stories and Anecdotes Recently Related to Me: Part II
by Christina Nunez (11/5/1999)
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by Sarah Layden (10/24/2016)
Monologue: I’m a Person-Shaped Colony of the Measles Virus, and I Want Your Vote!
by Matt Baca (10/24/2016)
List: Species of Comedic Duos by Group Names
by John Joseph Ryan (10/24/2016)
POPULARWhen My Grandkids Ask Me What I Did to Fight American Fascism, I’ll Proudly Tell Them I Tweeted a Few Times
by Sam Spero (10/19/2016)
Moderately Motivated Gen-Xer for Hire
by Melissa Janisin (10/18/2016)
Thanks, Cindy, for Making Eye Contact Through the Bathroom Stall and Making It Super Awkward During the Department Productivity Meeting
by Anna Kemp (10/14/2016)