Things My Girlfriend or Mother Have Called Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (Real and Imagined)

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Everybody Wants to be a Millionaire (real)
Regiseopardy (imagined)
How to be a Millionaire (real)
Ye Olde Millionaire Quiz-Showe (imagined)
Millionaire (real)
’Naire (possibly real, possibly imagined)
Plinko (imagined)

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