Mother — Necessity
Father — Unattainable Standards
Overachieving Brother — Resentment
Mildly Racist Uncle — Discomfort
Openly Homophobic Grandfather — Barely Suppressed Rage
Unjustifiably Proud Grandmother — Embarrassment
Attractive Third Cousin — Awkwardness
Brother-In-Law Who Talks About Nothing But Rock Climbing — Crushing Boredom