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Ahmed Amer

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Ahmed Amer is a satirist and writer in Raleigh, North Carolina. He is the creator of @bad_at_captions on Twitter.

June 18, 2019

I Finally Got a Company-Branded Thermos and All It Took Was Five Years of Wage Slavery

by Ahmed Amer
March 16, 2017

I Totally Forgot We Were Supposed to Dismantle Capitalism Today and Now I’m Standing in Line for a Cronut

by Ahmed Amer
November 24, 2015

Ways to Protect Your Data

by Ahmed Amer

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