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Alex Baia
Alex Baia is a writer and marketer in Austin. You can read more of his writing on Medium and on his humor website, Hyoom. And sign-up for Alex’s newsletter to receive his best writing, once a month, delivered by a majestic falcon.
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October 16, 2019List: Confusing Things For a DJ to Say
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August 20, 2019Here At Our Crazy Furniture Warehouse, Everything Must Go! Especially You, Ted!
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August 8, 2019I Will Teach You to Master Zen Meditation With These Zero Weird Tricks
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May 28, 2019Incredible Rooms I Would Have in My Mansion if I Were Rich!
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February 19, 2019List: My Minimalist Lifehacks
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January 25, 2019Nihilist Dad Jokes, Part 2
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December 6, 2018Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself
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November 16, 2018Nihilist Dad Jokes
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August 1, 2018First Yelp Reviews of Significant Human Inventions
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July 17, 2018List: A Checklist for Writing Your First Think Piece
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July 3, 2018List: What Your Favorite Piece of Furniture Says About You
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May 2, 2018List: What Your Myers-Briggs Type Says About Whether You’ll Take the Myers-Briggs Test
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September 23, 2019It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 11, 2019Comparative Media Studies 201: “Heterosexual Undertones in Top Gun”
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July 22, 2016List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?
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July 23, 2019We Built a Giant Casino In an Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City and We Can’t Understand Where All the High Rollers Are