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Alex Baia
Alex Baia is a writer and marketer in Austin. You can read more of his writing on Medium and on his humor website, Hyoom. And sign-up for Alex’s newsletter to receive his best writing, once a month, delivered by a majestic falcon.
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May 28, 2019Incredible Rooms I Would Have in My Mansion if I Were Rich!
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February 19, 2019List: My Minimalist Lifehacks
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January 25, 2019Nihilist Dad Jokes, Part 2
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December 6, 2018Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself
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November 16, 2018Nihilist Dad Jokes
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August 1, 2018First Yelp Reviews of Significant Human Inventions
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July 17, 2018List: A Checklist for Writing Your First Think Piece
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July 3, 2018List: What Your Favorite Piece of Furniture Says About You
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May 2, 2018List: What Your Myers-Briggs Type Says About Whether You’ll Take the Myers-Briggs Test
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April 10, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to Finland’s President Sauli Niinistö
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March 20, 2018List: What Your Favorite Website Says About You
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November 24, 2017Black Friday Forever: Our Post-Thanksgiving Sales Events