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Alex Baia
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March 20, 2023I’m Looking for Someone Who Isn’t Too Serious
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December 2, 2022I Miss the Good Old Days When No One’s Clocks Were Synced
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March 1, 2022Winners Go to Bed Early: Every Article I Have Written About My Sleep Routine
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October 18, 2021My Existentialist Life Hacks
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August 26, 2020Nihilist Dad Jokes, Part 3
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May 29, 2020It Is Time: I’m Quitting Social Media to Study Barnacles
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May 11, 2020This Show is 100% Improvised! No Exceptions
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February 28, 2020What Your Favorite Philosopher Says About You
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 16, 2020My Antisocial Lifehacks
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November 18, 2019Welcome to Machu Picchu, a Sacred Backdrop for Your Dating App Pic
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November 5, 2019My Maximalist Lifehacks
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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May 18, 2023HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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