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February 19, 2019My Minimalist Lifehacks
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January 25, 2019Nihilist Dad Jokes, Part 2
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December 6, 2018Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself
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November 16, 2018Nihilist Dad Jokes
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August 1, 2018First Yelp Reviews of Significant Human Inventions
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July 17, 2018A Checklist for Writing Your First Think Piece
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July 3, 2018What Your Favorite Piece of Furniture Says About You
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May 2, 2018What Your Myers-Briggs Type Says About Whether You’ll Take the Myers-Briggs Test
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April 10, 2018An Open Letter to Finland’s President Sauli Niinistö
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March 20, 2018What Your Favorite Website Says About You
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November 24, 2017Black Friday Forever: Our Post-Thanksgiving Sales Events
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September 27, 2017Our Open-Plan Office Failed, So We’re Moving to a Towering Panopticon
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