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Alex Baia
Alex Baia is a humor writer and marketer in Austin. Sign-up for Alex’s newsletter to receive his best writing, once a month, delivered by a majestic falcon.
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February 28, 2020What Your Favorite Philosopher Says About You
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 16, 2020My Antisocial Lifehacks
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November 18, 2019Welcome to Machu Picchu, a Sacred Backdrop for Your Dating App Pic
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November 5, 2019My Maximalist Lifehacks
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October 16, 2019Confusing Things For a DJ to Say
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August 20, 2019Here At Our Crazy Furniture Warehouse, Everything Must Go! Especially You, Ted!
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August 8, 2019I Will Teach You to Master Zen Meditation With These Zero Weird Tricks
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May 28, 2019Incredible Rooms I Would Have in My Mansion if I Were Rich!
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February 19, 2019My Minimalist Lifehacks
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January 25, 2019Nihilist Dad Jokes, Part 2
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December 6, 2018Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President