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August 31, 2016

Letters from the Front Lines of Donald Trump’s Social Media Team

by Alex Kane
July 8, 2016

I’m Tired of “Well-Meaning” Parents Interfering When My Toddler and I Rob a Liquor Store

by Alex Kane
February 26, 2013

White House Press Secretary Has a Few Words About the Secret Kill List

by Alex Kane
September 25, 2012

Please Don’t Raise My Benevolent Billionaire Employer’s Taxes

by Alex Kane
February 28, 2007

An Excerpt From the Lindale High School Graduation Valedictorian Speech by Samuel Clark, Who Ate the Brains of His Fellow Students to Increase His Intelligence

by Alex Kane
June 15, 2006

The 700 Club Does Weather

by Alex Kane

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March 16, 2020

Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course

by Ryan Weber
March 25, 2020

Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book

by Gabriel Thibodeau
March 12, 2020

Working From Home During a Global Pandemic Bingo

by Kimberly Harrington
March 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice

by Jackie Pick

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March 30, 2020

Can My Son Get More Worksheets Before the World Ends?

by Jeremy Blachman
March 30, 2020

Self-Isolation or Graduate School?

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March 30, 2020

I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper

by Andy Ward
March 28, 2020

A Force Outside Myself: Citizens Over 60 Speak

by McSweeney’s Editors