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Alex Kane
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August 31, 2016Letters from the Front Lines of Donald Trump’s Social Media Team
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July 8, 2016I’m Tired of “Well-Meaning” Parents Interfering When My Toddler and I Rob a Liquor Store
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February 26, 2013Monologue: White House Press Secretary Has a Few Words About the Secret Kill List
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September 25, 2012Monologue: Please Don’t Raise My Benevolent Billionaire Employer’s Taxes
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February 28, 2007Monologue: An Excerpt From the Lindale High School Graduation Valedictorian Speech by Samuel Clark, Who Ate the Brains of His Fellow Students to Increase His Intelligence
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June 15, 2006The 700 Club Does Weather
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 23, 2018Casey “At the Bat” Responds to That Mean Poem About Him
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October 22, 2018List: How to Turn Any Conversation Into One About the Midterm Elections