Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
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Articles by
Alex Kane
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August 31, 2016Letters from the Front Lines of Donald Trump’s Social Media Team
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July 8, 2016I’m Tired of “Well-Meaning” Parents Interfering When My Toddler and I Rob a Liquor Store
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February 26, 2013Monologue: White House Press Secretary Has a Few Words About the Secret Kill List
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September 25, 2012Monologue: Please Don’t Raise My Benevolent Billionaire Employer’s Taxes
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February 28, 2007Monologue: An Excerpt From the Lindale High School Graduation Valedictorian Speech by Samuel Clark, Who Ate the Brains of His Fellow Students to Increase His Intelligence
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June 15, 2006The 700 Club Does Weather
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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July 31, 2017Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately
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August 16, 2019Welcome to Medical School, Where We’ll Teach You Everything Except How to Talk to Patients
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August 16, 2019I Described the Republican Ethos Word-For-Word and Now It’s Being Spun to Make Me Look Bad
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August 16, 2019List: Dungeons & Dragons Rules for Progressives
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August 16, 2019Drybarfly