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August 31, 2016

Letters from the Front Lines of Donald Trump’s Social Media Team

ALEX KANE
July 8, 2016

I’m Tired of “Well-Meaning” Parents Interfering When My Toddler and I Rob a Liquor Store

ALEX KANE
February 26, 2013

Monologue: White House Press Secretary Has a Few Words About the Secret Kill List

ALEX KANE
September 25, 2012

Monologue: Please Don’t Raise My Benevolent Billionaire Employer’s Taxes

ALEX KANE
February 28, 2007

Monologue: An Excerpt From the Lindale High School Graduation Valedictorian Speech by Samuel Clark, Who Ate the Brains of His Fellow Students to Increase His Intelligence

ALEX KANE
June 15, 2006

The 700 Club Does Weather

ALEX KANE

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

MEG ELISON
August 2, 2018

You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life

DANIEL KIBBLESMITH
June 29, 2018

List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

ISABELLA GIOVANNINI
November 12, 2015

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

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