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Articles by
Alex Kane
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August 31, 2016Letters from the Front Lines of Donald Trump’s Social Media Team
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July 8, 2016I’m Tired of “Well-Meaning” Parents Interfering When My Toddler and I Rob a Liquor Store
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February 26, 2013White House Press Secretary Has a Few Words About the Secret Kill List
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September 25, 2012Please Don’t Raise My Benevolent Billionaire Employer’s Taxes
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February 28, 2007An Excerpt From the Lindale High School Graduation Valedictorian Speech by Samuel Clark, Who Ate the Brains of His Fellow Students to Increase His Intelligence
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June 15, 2006The 700 Club Does Weather
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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February 24, 2011What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You
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August 8, 2022Beyond “American Pie”: Interpreting Symbolism and Allegory in the Twentieth Century’s Greatest Pop Songs: “Brandy” by Looking Glass
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August 5, 2022Our IPA Will Jam Your Face with Hops
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane