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Articles by
Alex Kane
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August 31, 2016Letters from the Front Lines of Donald Trump’s Social Media Team
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July 8, 2016I’m Tired of “Well-Meaning” Parents Interfering When My Toddler and I Rob a Liquor Store
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February 26, 2013White House Press Secretary Has a Few Words About the Secret Kill List
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September 25, 2012Please Don’t Raise My Benevolent Billionaire Employer’s Taxes
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February 28, 2007An Excerpt From the Lindale High School Graduation Valedictorian Speech by Samuel Clark, Who Ate the Brains of His Fellow Students to Increase His Intelligence
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June 15, 2006The 700 Club Does Weather
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 26, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 949 -
October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 28, 2020In This House, We Believe…
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October 28, 2020
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October 28, 2020An Open Letter to the Woman Who Was Questioned By a Police Officer For Merely Sitting In Her Car In a Target Parking Lot After Midnight Taking A Break From Her Family
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October 28, 2020Addendum: Here After