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Articles by
Alex O’Connor
Alex is a writer based in NYC. His work can be found in Points in Case, Slackjaw, and McSweeney’s. His thoughts can be found floating in the ether.
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May 16, 2024Hi, Architectural Digest, Welcome to My Home (That I Don’t Live In)
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January 18, 2024Increasingly Stressful U-Haul Rental Options
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December 5, 2023My Life Before and After Turning Twenty-Six and Losing My Parents’ Health Insurance
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June 23, 2023You Don’t Need to Bring a Gift to Your Supreme Court Hearing. But If You Must, Here Is My Justice Registry
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June 24, 2022I’m Closing My Evil Lair and Hiring Corporate Lobbyists
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December 17, 2021We Are Fully Committed to Building Affordable Housing in a Location of Our Choosing
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November 17, 2021We Should Definitely Stop the Killer Asteroid, But First Let’s Figure Out Who Is Going to Get Rich from Saving Humanity
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 2, 2024JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars
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October 15, 2024270 Reasons: Because They Seem to Really Like Our Country
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October 15, 2024I, Elon Musk, Will Pay Forty-Seven Dollars to Anyone Who Can Figure Out What’s Wrong with Me
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October 11, 2024I Wish I Went Before Mary Shelley in This Storytelling Contest