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Andrew Berish
Andrew Berish is an academic and writer living in Tampa, Florida.
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May 6, 2020Congratulations, Your Binder Has Earned Tenure
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February 27, 2020The World Cannot Abide Another Flute Podcast
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October 7, 2019To Improve Our University We Must Move Massive Amounts of Human Waste Into Your Offices
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August 15, 2019Now That the Secret Job Search Is Over, My First Act as President of Your University Is to Be Completely Honest About My Questionable Qualifications For This Important Position
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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March 1, 2021March Is Teacher Self-Care Month!
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March 1, 2021How to Succeed At Apologizing for Sexual Harassment Without Really Trying
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March 1, 2021No, Our Company Is Not “Anti-Union,” We Simply Believe That It Is in Our Best Interest to Quash Any Attempt by Our Employees to Collectively Bargain on Their Behalf
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February 26, 2021The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love” for Nihilists