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Andrew Berish
Andrew Berish is an academic and writer living in Tampa, Florida.
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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May 6, 2020Congratulations, Your Binder Has Earned Tenure
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February 27, 2020The World Cannot Abide Another Flute Podcast
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October 7, 2019To Improve Our University We Must Move Massive Amounts of Human Waste Into Your Offices
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August 15, 2019Now That the Secret Job Search Is Over, My First Act as President of Your University Is to Be Completely Honest About My Questionable Qualifications For This Important Position
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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