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Andrew Bridgman
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December 19, 2011The Lost Gospel
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January 19, 2011Excerpts From the Lost Mitchell Report
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September 16, 2010Release History of My iPhone Fart App
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August 5, 2010Buddy Holly Posthumously Accepts His Posthumous Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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July 31, 2008Parks for English Majors
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May 29, 2008The Opening Act From the Original, Unused Teleplay of Lost’s Pilot Episode
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March 6, 2008Health Inspector’s Report: Burger Time Restaurant and Fun Zone
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September 25, 2007Trouble Report From The Gussssb (Government Of The United States Secret Smithsonian Storage Building)
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