Version 1.0.0 (Dec 28, 2008) – Initial release.
Version 1.1.0 (Jan 12, 2009) – “Realistic Fart” will no longer mysteriously cause you to fart uncontrollably for 20 minutes.
Version 1.1.2 (Jan 15, 2009) – “Wet fart” will now play “wetfart.mp3” instead of “oldmanhummingthechorusofcaliforniagurls.wav.”
Version 1.2.0 (Mar 3, 2009) – Icon changed from clipart of stink lines to a portrait of our lead developer, Marcus J. Fartapp.
Version 1.3.1 (Apr 10, 2009) – “Gross Fart” will now last the standard 7 seconds, as opposed to the 4 hour non–stop continuous fart.
Version 1.4.0 (Jun 20, 2009) – “Realistic fart smell” feature removed from app, deemed impossible.
Version 1.5.1 (June 30, 2009) – FartTime feature added – translates all voices from chat/phone calls into random fart noises. Perfect for speaking to your newborn child for the first time, as children are universally delighted by fart noises.
Version 1.5.2 (Jul 4, 2009) – “Patriotic Fart” added – farts to the tune “American Pie” (Madonna version).
Version 1.6.0 (Jul 26, 2009) – Disclaimer added: “JAMES JOYCE WAS PRETTY INTO THIS KIND OF STUFF, YOU KNOW.”
Version 2.1.0 (Aug 11, 2009) – “Standard Fart” will no longer play a sound bite of sound editor John Krisback saying, “Faaart—okay, sound levels are good. We’ll add an actual fart noise in here later, right?”
Version 2.1.2 (Aug 12, 2009) – Installing this app will no longer delete all of your contacts, previously installed apps, emails, text messages, and cause your battery to explode.
Version 2.2.1 (Aug 15, 2009) – Price changed from $29.99 to “Free.”