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All posts tagged
apps
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May 7, 2019Monologue: Hi, It’s Me, the App You’ve Never Used That’s Still Billing You
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July 12, 2018Welcome to Rent-A-Daughter, the App That Helps Your Husband Learn How to Respect Women
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November 15, 2017Please, Turn On Notifications
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October 16, 2017Risk Everything to Pursue Your Dreams!
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October 4, 2017How to Talk to Female App Builders Seeking Support From Our Venture Capital Firm
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June 6, 2017Please Reconsider Our Mobile Dating App, Which is Not a Tool for White Supremacists
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May 10, 2017This New Face-Aging Photo App is Fun and Not a Sobering Reminder of the Fleetingness of Time and the Inevitability of Death
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January 26, 2017Our New Feminist Dating App Will Help You Find Your Most Challenging Relationship Yet!
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October 8, 2015AwfLine: The Dating App for People Who Don’t Want to Use Dating Apps
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June 22, 2015App Tapping: The Tapper’s App
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers