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All posts tagged
apps
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July 25, 2019My New Meditation App Makes Me Feel SO Much Better Than You
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May 7, 2019Monologue: Hi, It’s Me, the App You’ve Never Used That’s Still Billing You
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July 12, 2018Welcome to Rent-A-Daughter, the App That Helps Your Husband Learn How to Respect Women
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November 15, 2017Please, Turn On Notifications
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October 16, 2017Risk Everything to Pursue Your Dreams!
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October 4, 2017How to Talk to Female App Builders Seeking Support From Our Venture Capital Firm
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June 6, 2017Please Reconsider Our Mobile Dating App, Which is Not a Tool for White Supremacists
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May 10, 2017This New Face-Aging Photo App is Fun and Not a Sobering Reminder of the Fleetingness of Time and the Inevitability of Death
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January 26, 2017Our New Feminist Dating App Will Help You Find Your Most Challenging Relationship Yet!
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October 8, 2015AwfLine: The Dating App for People Who Don’t Want to Use Dating Apps
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes