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Articles by
Andrew Palmer
Andrew Palmer is a writer in Holyoke, MA.
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November 2, 2017How You Can Help Me Sell My Book
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December 4, 2014I’m Renovating My Kitchen So I Can Start Life Anew With No Regrets
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September 2, 2014My Marriage Will Crumble If We Can’t Find a New Television Show to Watch
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April 11, 2013I’m a Man Who Subscribes to Men’s Interest Magazines
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September 8, 2011Jenna, Take Me Back, I’m Newly Muscular
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February 1, 2010You Don’t Know Me
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October 12, 2009If I Were Built
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 21, 2021An Interview with Farah Ali About Her New Book, People Want to Live
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October 21, 2021Due to Current Travel Mandates We’ve Decided to Make COVID-19 Testing at Our Airport a Complete Nightmare
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession