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Articles by
Andrew Palmer
Andrew Palmer is the author of the novel THE BACHELOR. He lives in Seattle.
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March 25, 2022I Am the Top Humidifier According to Wirecutter and I Can’t Take the Pressure Anymore
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November 2, 2017How You Can Help Me Sell My Book
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December 4, 2014I’m Renovating My Kitchen So I Can Start Life Anew With No Regrets
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September 2, 2014My Marriage Will Crumble If We Can’t Find a New Television Show to Watch
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April 11, 2013I’m a Man Who Subscribes to Men’s Interest Magazines
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September 8, 2011Jenna, Take Me Back, I’m Newly Muscular
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February 1, 2010You Don’t Know Me
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October 12, 2009If I Were Built
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones