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Andrew Palmer

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Andrew Palmer is a writer in Holyoke, MA.

November 2, 2017

How You Can Help Me Sell My Book

by Andrew Palmer and Brian Platzer
December 4, 2014

I’m Renovating My Kitchen So I Can Start Life Anew With No Regrets

by Andrew Palmer and Brian Platzer
September 2, 2014

My Marriage Will Crumble If We Can’t Find a New Television Show to Watch

by Andrew Palmer and Brian Platzer
April 11, 2013

I’m a Man Who Subscribes to Men’s Interest Magazines

by Andrew Palmer
September 8, 2011

Jenna, Take Me Back, I’m Newly Muscular

by Andrew Palmer
February 1, 2010

You Don’t Know Me

by Andrew Palmer
October 12, 2009

If I Were Built

by Andrew Palmer

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October 10, 2018

My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”

by Ben Hayslett
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 8, 2018

Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor

by Harmony Cox
October 12, 2018

List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”

by Robin Zlotnick

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