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Andrew Palmer

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Andrew Palmer is the author of the novel THE BACHELOR. He lives in Seattle.

March 25, 2022

I Am the Top Humidifier According to Wirecutter and I Can’t Take the Pressure Anymore

by Andrew Palmer and Brian Platzer
November 2, 2017

How You Can Help Me Sell My Book

by Andrew Palmer and Brian Platzer
December 4, 2014

I’m Renovating My Kitchen So I Can Start Life Anew With No Regrets

by Andrew Palmer and Brian Platzer
September 2, 2014

My Marriage Will Crumble If We Can’t Find a New Television Show to Watch

by Brian Platzer and Andrew Palmer
April 11, 2013

I’m a Man Who Subscribes to Men’s Interest Magazines

by Andrew Palmer
September 8, 2011

Jenna, Take Me Back, I’m Newly Muscular

by Andrew Palmer
February 1, 2010

You Don’t Know Me

by Andrew Palmer
October 12, 2009

If I Were Built

by Andrew Palmer

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