The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Andrew Patrick Clark
Andrew Patrick Clark is a writer from Signal Mountain, TN. You can find more of his work here.
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April 10, 2025It’s Only the Fourth Reich If It Comes from the Reich Region of Germany, Otherwise It’s Just Sparkling Fascism
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February 12, 2025I Know This Is a Bad Time, but I Would Like a Refund for My Ticket to Our American Cousin
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December 5, 2024Gender Is Determined by God, Biology, and the Highest Governing Body of Some Random Sport
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November 20, 2024The Sirens Are Unionizing
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear
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September 3, 2024The Sacrificial Ram Has a Few Complaints
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July 16, 2024Live Like Prehistoric Man by Purchasing My Elaborate Supplement Routine
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May 22, 2024“The Three Little Pigs Are Hurting Their Own Cause,” an Op-Ed by the Big Bad Wolf
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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December 1, 2023A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest
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