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Articles by
Andrew Patrick Clark
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear
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September 3, 2024The Sacrificial Ram Has a Few Complaints
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July 16, 2024Live Like Prehistoric Man by Purchasing My Elaborate Supplement Routine
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May 22, 2024“The Three Little Pigs Are Hurting Their Own Cause,” an Op-Ed by the Big Bad Wolf
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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December 1, 2023A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 11, 2024Wow, Trump Has Already Fixed So Many Problems That Definitely Existed
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November 11, 2024Wanted: Chastity Belt for My Black Woman Optimism, Which Never Ever Learns
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires