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Articles by
Andrew Williams
Andrew Hayes Williams is the author of the young adult historical fiction novel In Light of December. His short story, “And All of Us Go Drowning in the Loam,” is forthcoming in the fifteenth issue of the acclaimed literary journal F®iction, and his essay on Nathaniel Hawthorne’s “Young Goodman Brown” was published by the psychology journal PsyArt. For contact information and links to his work, please visit andrewhayeswilliams.net.
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December 3, 2021How to Write Like an Academic
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February 5, 2020I’ll Have to Vote For Trump Because the Democrats Are Too Liberal and Also Because I’m Possessed By the Demon Abaddon and His Army of Locusts
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July 23, 2019Mueller Does Shakespeare
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March 7, 2019Millennials Are Killing Inanna, Mesopotamian Goddess of Fertility
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 3, 2022Thank You, Teachers. Here’s a Piece of Candy Glued to Cardstock