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Andy Spain
Andy Spain is a video editor and motion graphics designer living in Durham, NC with his wife and 4 kids. Or is it 5?
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February 16, 2022I’m Your Three-Year-Old, and I’m Not Leaving Until I’ve Touched Every Goddamn Garbage Can in This Zoo
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May 12, 2021I’m Skipping the Second Dose of the COVID Vaccine Because I’m an Insufferable Centrist
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October 30, 2019Since Radiohead Died In the First Wave of the Mutant Uprising, Will You Now Please Consider Listening to Coldplay?
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April 2, 2019My Concerns About Eating Food Off the Floor Have Changed With Each Subsequent Child and Religious Conversion
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