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Anonymous MIT Laboratory Door Watcher
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July 27, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Laboratory Jobs
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June 30, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Mass Spectrometer Retirement
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June 22, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Samples List
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June 10, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: If You Accidentally Flushed Something Up the Condenser
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June 2, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Specific Chemical Hazard
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May 12, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Three Announcements
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May 5, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Fly / Worm Meeting
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April 30, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Liquid Chromatography Procedures
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April 14, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: E. coli ORFmers
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March 29, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Hey Microinjectors!
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March 20, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: “#5 Is a Corker.”
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