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Articles by
Anthony DeThomas
Anthony DeThomas is a former congressional speechwriter who reclaimed his soul writing humor. His humor writing is featured in McSweeney’s, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and the bowels of the Congressional Record.
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July 3, 2024How I Imagine the Drafting of the Declaration of Independence Would Have Gone If the Founders Had Been Eating Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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March 13, 2024What I Think It’s Like Working at a Company That Makes Condoms
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March 31, 2022Thanks for Meeting Me at This Treaty Negotiation and Hot Wings Challenge
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June 2, 2021I’m a Sports Coach and I’m Pretty Sure This Is How I’m Supposed to Use the Squeaky Doodle Board Thing
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 17, 2024The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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September 16, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Changed a Thing