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Ashwin Rodrigues

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Ashwin Rodrigues

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Ashwin Rodrigues is a freelance writer and person living in New York. He’s written for Fortune, MEL Magazine, VICE, and other publications of the digital variety.

March 20, 2019

If They Discovered Racially Charged Ions In the Hadron Collider

by Ashwin Rodrigues
February 27, 2019

Of LIC and Men

by Ashwin Rodrigues
July 27, 2017

Attention Goop Employees: We’re Pivoting

by Ashwin Rodrigues
October 7, 2016

Trump Campaign Memo Regarding Subway Sandwiches

by Ashwin Rodrigues

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May 9, 2018

I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes

by Homa Mojtabai
June 13, 2025

Congrats, Dipshit, You’re a Dad Now

by Carlos Greaves
June 16, 2025

Signs the Frog Has Been Boiled

by Amanda Lehr
February 10, 2015

What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him

by Mara Wilson

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June 26, 2025

Say One More Mean Thing About Us Here at Disney and We’ll Drop a Live-Action Remake of Cars

by Lauren McDowell
June 26, 2025

Reviews of New Food: Utz Lemonade Potato Chips

by Jeff Bender and Talia Argondezzi
June 26, 2025

An Open Letter to Everyone Telling My Daughters They Can Be Anything They Want

by Andrew Belfry
June 25, 2025

Artificial Intelligence Cannot

by Jason Gudasz