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Austin Sidley
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May 23, 2016When It Comes to Mazes for People to Wander Endlessly Before Starving to Death, We Can’t Be Beat.
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December 2, 2010Continuity Errors and Other Mistakes in the Film Eat Pray Love
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August 21, 2009Three Minutes With… “The Man.”
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December 6, 2004Things Arlen Specter Could Do in Order to Secure the Chairmanship of the Senate Judicial Committee (In Ascending Order of Effectiveness)
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July 23, 2004Other Statements at Concerts That Caused Riots
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April 12, 2004Selections from Condoleezza Rice’s Testimony Before the 9/11 Commission
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July 18, 2003An Open Letter to Ann Coulter
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 18, 2024I’m a Guardrail, and I Don’t Know What the Fuck You People Want from Me
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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