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Austin Sidley
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May 23, 2016When It Comes to Mazes for People to Wander Endlessly Before Starving to Death, We Can’t Be Beat.
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December 2, 2010Continuity Errors and Other Mistakes in the Film Eat Pray Love
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August 21, 2009Three Minutes With… “The Man.”
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December 6, 2004Things Arlen Specter Could Do in Order to Secure the Chairmanship of the Senate Judicial Committee (In Ascending Order of Effectiveness)
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July 23, 2004Other Statements at Concerts That Caused Riots
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April 12, 2004Selections from Condoleezza Rice’s Testimony Before the 9/11 Commission
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July 18, 2003An Open Letter to Ann Coulter
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February 12, 2020Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?
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February 13, 2018If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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