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Avery Monsen
Avery Monsen is the co-author and illustrator of several books, including All My Friends Are Dead and K is for Knifeball. As an actor, he has appeared in television shows like High Maintenance, 30 Rock, Maron and Adam Ruins Everything. Pretty good, Avery!
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November 1, 2018Top Ten Albums I Would Take to a Desert Island (Please Don’t Send Me to a Desert Island)
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October 4, 2012Guys, I Can’t Shake the Feeling That Our Friend Dave is Actually Just a Human Shell Full of Thousands and Thousands of Spiders
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January 4, 2012Excerpts From My 2012 Day-By-Day Mayan Calendar
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes