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Avery Monsen
Avery Monsen is the co-author and illustrator of several books, including All My Friends Are Dead and K is for Knifeball. As an actor, he has appeared in television shows like High Maintenance, 30 Rock, Maron and Adam Ruins Everything. Pretty good, Avery!
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November 1, 2018Top Ten Albums I Would Take to a Desert Island (Please Don’t Send Me to a Desert Island)
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October 4, 2012Guys, I Can’t Shake the Feeling That Our Friend Dave is Actually Just a Human Shell Full of Thousands and Thousands of Spiders
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January 4, 2012Excerpts From My 2012 Day-By-Day Mayan Calendar
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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