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Articles by
Ben Godar
Ben Godar’s writing has appeared in a number of super impressive publications, and he’s been told by several prominent Hollywood executives that they are “going in another direction.”
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November 26, 2018The Complete Guide to Taking a Shit In Red Dead Redemption 2
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December 15, 2016In Hindsight, This Pickup Artist Forum Has Turned Into a Haven for White Supremacists
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October 21, 2016Why Won’t You Kids Go to Sleep and Let Me Read Badfinger’s Wikipedia Page in Peace?
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January 20, 2015We Offer 100% Royalty-Free Images of Women Leaning Forward
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March 11, 2014Welcome to the Stay-at-Home Dads’ Grand Theft Auto Crew
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August 15, 2013Our Internet Speeds Are So Fast, You Will Lose Your Faith in God
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March 12, 2013The Campus Copy Center is Closed Indefinitely
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 18, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995 -
November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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November 23, 202033 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex