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Articles by
Ben Godar
Ben Godar’s writing has appeared in a number of super impressive publications, and he’s been told by several prominent Hollywood executives that they are “going in another direction.”
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November 26, 2018The Complete Guide to Taking a Shit In Red Dead Redemption 2
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December 15, 2016In Hindsight, This Pickup Artist Forum Has Turned Into a Haven for White Supremacists
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October 21, 2016Why Won’t You Kids Go to Sleep and Let Me Read Badfinger’s Wikipedia Page in Peace?
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January 20, 2015We Offer 100% Royalty-Free Images of Women Leaning Forward
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March 11, 2014Welcome to the Stay-at-Home Dads’ Grand Theft Auto Crew
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August 15, 2013Our Internet Speeds Are So Fast, You Will Lose Your Faith in God
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March 12, 2013The Campus Copy Center is Closed Indefinitely
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 3, 2020The Fourth of July: Myth vs. Fact
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July 3, 2020We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes
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July 3, 2020It’s Time to Sign the Declaration of Independence, and I, Elbridge Gerry, Will Have the Biggest Signature of All