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Articles by
Ben Godar
Ben Godar’s writing has appeared in a number of super impressive publications, and he’s been told by several prominent Hollywood executives that they are “going in another direction.”
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November 26, 2018The Complete Guide to Taking a Shit In Red Dead Redemption 2
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December 15, 2016In Hindsight, This Pickup Artist Forum Has Turned Into a Haven for White Supremacists
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October 21, 2016Why Won’t You Kids Go to Sleep and Let Me Read Badfinger’s Wikipedia Page in Peace?
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January 20, 2015We Offer 100% Royalty-Free Images of Women Leaning Forward
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March 11, 2014Welcome to the Stay-at-Home Dads’ Grand Theft Auto Crew
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August 15, 2013Our Internet Speeds Are So Fast, You Will Lose Your Faith in God
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March 12, 2013The Campus Copy Center is Closed Indefinitely
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 27, 2025Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 10, 2025A Note from the Contractor Working on Robert Plant’s Ambitious Home Remodeling Project
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February 7, 2025More Politically Neutral End Zone Slogans for the NFL
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February 7, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Martine Syms