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Ben Greenman
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March 3, 2011Major Points in a Handwriting Analysis of Bigfoot’s Signature
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February 17, 2011Fragments from Doomed Musical! The Musical
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January 25, 2011State of the Union
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January 6, 2011Paper Trail
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December 2, 2010Fragments From WikiLeaks! The Musical
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November 10, 2010Metacritic Throughout History
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October 21, 2010$#*! Berlusconi Says
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October 1, 2010I Am the Invisible Thing That Holds Together the Two Halves of a Compound Word
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September 14, 2010I am a Birthday-Party Magician in a Midwestern Town
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August 27, 2010Letters From an Earth Ball, To Or Concerning Sean Hannity: The Man in the Iron Mosque: An Earth Ball Looks On as Sean Hannity Sees Danger Behind Every Door
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July 21, 2010Fragments From Mel! The Musical (With All-New Second Act)
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July 13, 2010Fragments From LeBron! The Musical
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant