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Brandon Follick is a New York City-based writer and improviser originally from the Poconos area in Northeast PA. He is a contributor at Reductress, Little Old Lady Comedy, and Funny or Die’s Pitch. He works at a biotech company. There’s more about him at brandonfollick.com.