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Articles by
Brendon Lloyd
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April 15, 2010List: Names of Pick-Up Artists’ Hats
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October 28, 2009Your Mother And I Will Enjoy A Lovely Night Without You
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August 19, 2009Selected Scenes from Trauma Clinic: HMO
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September 21, 2006The Recording Industry Will Destroy You
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February 6, 2006Conversations I’ve Had During A Normal Day In Los Angeles, Modified To Include The Shocking Depiction Of Racism Found In Paul Haggis’s 2005 Film Crash
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September 23, 2005List: 7 Habits of Highly Successful People
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February 23, 2005List: Banned Books in the Year 2191
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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