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Brendon Lloyd
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April 15, 2010Names of Pick-Up Artists’ Hats
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October 28, 2009Your Mother And I Will Enjoy A Lovely Night Without You
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August 19, 2009Selected Scenes from Trauma Clinic: HMO
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September 21, 2006The Recording Industry Will Destroy You
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February 6, 2006Conversations I’ve Had During A Normal Day In Los Angeles, Modified To Include The Shocking Depiction Of Racism Found In Paul Haggis’s 2005 Film Crash
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September 23, 20057 Habits of Highly Successful People
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February 23, 2005Banned Books in the Year 2191
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)